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Our oldest is almost 11, so we haven’t hit the dreaded teenage years, but i say bring them on. Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Daddy's 10 Rules Of Dating His Daughter (1777 Views) 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks / Ten (10) Rules To Keep A Man Of These Days!!!You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: early."Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.